Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
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sammywhits 0
you mean ex girlfriend?
Asynja 4
Sounds like your girlfriend never considered you her boyfriend. I'm not saying what she did was right. But maybe she just wanted a "friends with benefits" situation until her convict (ex)boyfriend got out of jail? Idk. It sucks though. FYL, nobody deserves to go through that.
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Comments (168)
AssDan 0
Would have been the perfect time to get up and piss on her.
davidbuseckaka 0
talk about a loser. Not FML but get a life
XxFallenbladexX 0
I'd deck her in the face.
FYoLifeLol 10
**** her real hard for one last time, then dump her.
esebenz 0
leave tha bitch
sniperx415 0
I would of told her get the **** out
Mere155 0
And thats when you stick it up her butt
Fresh88 0
you need 2 smack that bitch!!
me142 0
dump the bitch
Christopher08 0
get over it get another one obviously she's gonna leave you when he's out so might as well shop around for some steak while you have some burgers for the mean time just think of her as a F#*k buddy