Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
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sammywhits 0
you mean ex girlfriend?
Asynja 4
Sounds like your girlfriend never considered you her boyfriend. I'm not saying what she did was right. But maybe she just wanted a "friends with benefits" situation until her convict (ex)boyfriend got out of jail? Idk. It sucks though. FYL, nobody deserves to go through that.
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Comments (168)
rayray520 0
dump her she's not worth it at all
JrPeru14 0
dump her!
Asynja 4
Sounds like your girlfriend never considered you her boyfriend. I'm not saying what she did was right. But maybe she just wanted a "friends with benefits" situation until her convict (ex)boyfriend got out of jail? Idk. It sucks though. FYL, nobody deserves to go through that.
loublade2005 0
friends with benefits? that's a sad excuse to being a *****.
Miss_gord 0
well at least you gott sex:D
sourgirl101 29
And if you play your cards right, sex for the next 6 to 12 months. Depending on good behavior.
dreamering 16
You shouldn't have stopped. You should have kept going and scream so the ex could have heard you effing her. Than the obvious; dump her on live call.
FYLDeep 26
Rough her up for betraying you, and then when you're sent to jail, kick her boyfriends ass too.
DerFuhrer33 0
I'm sort of new to commenting on fml, but I've been reading you for a while. Good stuff man
Mr_Zachary 0
well, i'm creeped out...
DerFuhrer33 0
At least I don't look like a pissed off mexican
myknewverr 0
wow fyl what a terrible gf
bryangoh 0
bite off her nipples and move on!
JillianlikesVogu 0
Owe!
Bees_fml 0
Who owes whom what??
mackmillydilly 0
Ouch :( sorry OP
gmedrano 0
wow what's her number lol