Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying, "Next time, I'll call." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, my husband and I finally had the house to ourselves, so we had unusually loud sex. Banging bed, yelling obscenities, super rowdy, etc. I then see my mother-in-law out the window. She had let herself in, dropped off a bag and apparently ran out. Thanksgiving is going to be weird. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year-old boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML
Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML
Today, my husband got home and shouted he had a surprise for me. I shouted back that I hoped it was his tasty knob with strawberry lube. Nope, he'd picked up my grandparents for a visit now social isolation is being relaxed. They might be in their 80’s but they’re not deaf, unfortunately. FML
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LaColombianita 26
Well I guess grandma learned a valuable lesson. Never show up to your house again for a surprise visit.
DontClickOnMe 28
I wonder how long she stayed there for.
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Comments (131)
firemedic919 0
piss on a bunch of sunrise visits shouldve had enough respect to call in the first place much less let herself in
jackson41 4
That sucks! Having someone know what u were doing is soo embarrassing!
hateevryone 15
that's funny & embarrasing at the same time
phantumgrey 6
What make relatives think its ok to just up and walk in your house spare key or not? You always knock or ring the door bell. Granny deserved hearing that
jacobman101 0
At least she didn't walk in on you guys?
arvale8802 1
Lock the front door!!
israelnotjacob 20
lol did you even read the FML? The grandmother left her spare key, which means she probably unlocked the door and after what she heard decided she wasn't going to be coming by without notice anymore and didn't need it.
DanielleinDC 34
Grandma had a key. She left the key on the table with a note saying she'll call next time.
fatman1970 25
A suprise visit is when you knock on the door unannounced. Letting youself in with a key is rude unless you're house-sitting for someone.
brentron 0
I come in anyway?
om102907 4
What are you doing giving granny the keys to your place?
ringogrey 4
Grandma should have whipped up some after sex snacks