Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML
Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML
Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
Today, my cat somehow managed to lock me out of my apartment by jumping on the doorknob while I was taking the trash out. I had to call a locksmith, and now it's like my cat won't even come near at me, like I betrayed him for allowing a stranger into our home. FML
Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, my cat brought me a “gift” by dragging in a sock from my neighbor’s porch. It was a child's sock. I took it back to them, but I'm pretty sure the neighbor now thinks I steal clothes. FML
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Nikki_ASW 0
If it's your cat how is it stealing?
Jvr91 8
Shit got real
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Comments (149)
neongurl98 10
HA! i just have to say thats funny amd screwed up. did your neighbor call the cops?? if she did, i wonder who got into trouble..... =) haha jk. but seriously, who did????
PancakeMunch 0
Must have liked their litterbox more.
Deathhound 27
I would have done the same thing. No one is stealing my cat from me. A Neighbor did that once and I have to get my cat back. That ass said he shot her :K
lidsthesquid 4
Poor cat only wants noms! If ya lucky it might look like me if you do! *Points paw to the left*
hersheybar100 10
its YOUR cat! call the cops on your neighbor!
turkishjew 0
Cat-burglar
samsonitekilla 3
Personally, I would have definitely called the police on you just to be a douche.
heyred 11
Did you enter their house to get the cat?
sparxva 12
More explanation is necessary - did your neighbor kidnap your cat or something?
livenatso 10
Something similar happened to my friend. Her neighbor took her cat, kept it locked in their house and refused to give it back.