Today, my husband is adamant he's not a cheater, because, "it only counts as cheating if you have sex with other women for free." Apparently 20-year-old male prostitutes don't count because they're not women and they cost money. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML
Today, according to my boyfriend, it’s not cheating if he doesn’t love the other woman, so if it’s just sex, it’s not cheating and I shouldn’t be upset. FML
Today, according to my emotionally distant boyfriend, stopping by a whorehouse on his way home several nights a week for a quick blowjob isn’t cheating, because it involves cash and no intimacy afterwards. Dumped his ass real quick. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML
Today, my new husband of two weeks attempted to solicit sex from a hooker. He tried to excuse himself by saying, "I would never cheat on you! I was just looking." FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML
Today, my boyfriend says he is not cheating, because he has "not met them." He just follows half-naked women, likes only the most revealing pictures, and messages them in private. But yes, he is "not cheating." FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML
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Top comments
Ghostrui 31
If you haven't already, get yourself tested.
RichardPencil 32
His logic is impeccable! What can you do?
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Comments (17)
BuckNekkid 22
you really need to get tested for std's including aids
Justin Allan Bannister 9
show him how e pensive being screwed really can be..... by a nice divorce attorny
Phillycheeze 20
sounds like your husband is an asshole and not your husband.
Eva_1652252164 5
I get that. Like how it's not really a kick in the nads if I use my non-dominant leg to do it.
OneWhoKnows 5
Oh mine had a female prostitute that was his rational- he paid for it lol - he’s dumped
randybryant799 21
I'm sure he knows he's a cheater. But since he got caught I'm guessing he'll say anything to try and get out of trouble.