Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog started barking at literally nothing in the middle of the night. I spent 15 minutes convinced there was a ghost or something in my house, only to realize she was barking at her own shadow. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML
Today, I had to watch my grandparents' dogs. Unfortunately, my grandparents forgot to tell me that their new dogs bark non-stop whenever anyone else is in the house, which inspires the older dogs to do the same thing. The result: Five dogs barking incessantly, for hours on end. This is exactly why I'm a cat person. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
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kenshinjapan 2
It sounds like someone's sleeping outside tonight!
Miss_Random 0
That was the dog's plan. And it worked.
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Comments (76)
tammy0312 6
OP is your name Sandra?
ImmortalKratos 0
dogs are replaceable too you know. she should have just let them tear each other apart and keep the victor. survival if the fittest!
Happygofucky 0
Hey, it's a dog eat dog world.. Sorry I had to D:
Miss_Random 0
That was the dog's plan. And it worked.
Jimboom 12
Next time just throw the coffee at the dog.
smileeee_fml 0
hahaha that sucks ! kick the dog outta the house and into the backyard
winoahh 10
Sounds like someone is a bit clumsy..
coolwhiplova 1
Whoa your picture would be scary
FlashBurn 13
You didn't hear two dogs barking, and she was only barking aggressively, not threateningly? YDI.... Use your brain for once!
DanielleTheOne 3
As if you can even tell the difference between "Agressively" and "Threateningly" in a dogs bark... And maybe OP thought only one dog was barking because the other one was busy destroying or being destroyed...
BAMF18 0
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natsaysheyyy 16
Aggression is being threatening. You need to know the difference between an AGGRESSIVE dog and a FREAKED OUT dog.
CTVrhythmguitari 8
haha this sounds like something my dog would do xD
anime4everpink 5
Vase's always break. True fact.
cptmorgan15 2
Only around clumsy people.