Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
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Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I'm dating a puppy. FML
Today, I realised it’s been too long since my partner and I have had sex. How do I know? This is the third night in a row he’s humped me in his sleep. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he started humping my leg and said, "I'm gonna hump the fatness out of you and make you beautiful." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years still can't get it that dry humping me and saying, "But I'm horny" in a goofy voice isn't a turn on. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, telling him how much I loved him. His answer? "Less lovin' more humpin'." This happens every single time. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML
Today, after working a 24-hour shift I was finally able to get some sleep. Not even an hour after falling asleep, I was woken up by my drunk husband humping my leg. FML
Today, I let my on-again, off-again boyfriend spend the night. For months we had been fighting about his new flame. After he convinced me that they are no longer an item, we had the most mind-blowing sex then we fell asleep. I awoke to him moaning her name. Followed by pelvic thrusts. FML
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JJ_V3N0M 19
Video tape it gurl!
Earths_Venus 25
Keep your phone on you and tape him doing it. Does it always happen on a Wednesday? Wednesday is hump day, y'know.
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Comments (132)
fristinkristin 16
Lol video him or wake him up while he's doing it
abstarr 3
BAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'd die laughing
n0d 2
marry him then he won't do it no more.
stiffster 5
Gotta have some hot love, baby, this evenin' I need some hot stuff, baby, tonight I want some hot stuff, baby, this evenin'.
echosong 16
Why are you dating my dog
t_z_licous 3
Story of my life only my man owns up to it lol nothing wrong with it, take it as a compliment that he wants to **** you even in his sleep
metalhead88 9
As long as his dreams are about you I see nothing wrong lol
EmpireCityRay 13
@OP Well with a boyfriend who humps your leg we can all agree you don't need a chihuahua lol :)
suprahboy 2
It not that uncommon. I've done the same thing to all my ex's at some point. It usually resulted in actual sleep sex. I wouldn't even know until the end when I woke up, but no one ever complained. Lol.
kassablaaanka 2
This is not normal ..