Yeppets
Roscoe, United States
Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
not my fault you’re a vapid idiot
Hesperia, United States
Today, my coworker told everyone on staff that I’m a stuck up bitch because I stared blankly at her when she tried to talk to me. I tried to listen, but I zoned out after she rambled on endlessly about the Kardashians and Kanye West. FML
BlueSteele220
Coppell, United States
Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hogs gonna hog
Today, I, a retired U.S. Army soldier, was shouted down and called a liberal snowflake and even accused of stolen valor. Why? I admitted that I absolutely hate Trump. FML
Your turkey stinks anyway
Portland, United States
USA! USA! USA!
Today, I was uninvited to our usual family Thanksgiving, as well as the rest of the holidays with my extended family. Why? They found out who I voted for. I won't say who, but according to my aunt, I'm to blame for putting their son's healthcare at risk. WTF? FML
uhmwow
Today, I got fired from my job. A coworker that strongly dislikes me convinced my boss I took a day off because I was going to a Trump rally. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML
Ido
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Satellite Beach, United States
Mixed reception
Today, I announced my engagement on social media. I got more people telling me how stupid I was than any actually congratulating me. FML
Anonymous
Southam, United Kingdom
Today, I got called a "politically correct loser" by a woman at the supermarket, all because I said I didn't want to find out the gender of my baby until birth. FML
Anonymous
Wokescolds gonna wokescold
Today, I was accused of digital blackface and culturally appropriating my own culture. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that The Interview wasn't a documentary and that Kim Jong-un wasn't actually assassinated by a pair of goofy reporters. FML
Top comments
Magic_Dino_Dog 9
lol I think you are a better american for not giving a shit
Kenna515 13
I'm right there with you!
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Kenna515 13
I'm right there with you!
BrickTamlandLamp 13
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Magic_Dino_Dog 9
lol I think you are a better american for not giving a shit
184886837272837 32
I don't think whether you give a shit or not about a celebrity wedding should define the patriotism you have towards your country... to me it sounds like an ignorant red neck who is used to shouting "that's unamerican" at anything they don't like said this.
Miss_Whipped 43
But a redneck wouldn't care about the wedding to begin with. Or most celebrities for that matter.
Cass_x 22
I love you for not caring about it! Props to you!
AmexBlack 24
I truly struggle to understand people's fascination with talentless morons like the Kardashian sisters.. Or reality tv stars in general.
_Heisenberg__ 15
Un-American or Un-Retarded?
curlytop101 23
How could they be so heartless?
Attacksloth 33
Imma let you finish but that guy sounds like the biggest dick of all time... Of all time!
JMichael 26
No you sir are a hero.
lord_meloetta 20
No it makes you a better American
bigtacoz 10
Well dang that means most of America isn't ameican
cakefete2 31
Ironically, a good bit of it used to belong to Mexico. I know that's not what you meant, but still.
gracehi 33
And another good bit of it used to belong to France, while another good bit of it used to belong to Spain, and yet another good bit of it used to belong to England, and the whole damn thing used to belong to the Native Americans. So what's your point?
CynicallyAlive 13
It doesn't matter what nationality you are no one should give a **** about that wedding. Odds are it won't last long anyway.