Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
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Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I'm dating a puppy. FML
Today, I realised it’s been too long since my partner and I have had sex. How do I know? This is the third night in a row he’s humped me in his sleep. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he started humping my leg and said, "I'm gonna hump the fatness out of you and make you beautiful." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years still can't get it that dry humping me and saying, "But I'm horny" in a goofy voice isn't a turn on. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, telling him how much I loved him. His answer? "Less lovin' more humpin'." This happens every single time. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML
Today, after working a 24-hour shift I was finally able to get some sleep. Not even an hour after falling asleep, I was woken up by my drunk husband humping my leg. FML
Today, I let my on-again, off-again boyfriend spend the night. For months we had been fighting about his new flame. After he convinced me that they are no longer an item, we had the most mind-blowing sex then we fell asleep. I awoke to him moaning her name. Followed by pelvic thrusts. FML
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JJ_V3N0M 19
Video tape it gurl!
Earths_Venus 25
Keep your phone on you and tape him doing it. Does it always happen on a Wednesday? Wednesday is hump day, y'know.
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Comments (132)
RaggleFraggle44 6
he might not. my fiance told me I say animal sounds in my sleep.
meredith223 3
I thought I was the only one. My boyfriend does the exact same thing and doesn't believe it.
vixen_94 11
haha I've had that happen a time or two!! Sometimes he'll even sit up and try to kiss me in his sleep, which is a little weird at times..
kkmichelle2283 1
Do the same thing to him
brandeleeann 7
I feel for you hun, my husband does the same thing sometimes...
whySkye 12
My husband has been doing that for years. He finds it hilarious when I tell him about it the next morning. My leg gets more play than I do. ;)
britt2dawn 8
Record it somehow
kittykat1501 31
Slap him awake