Today, my friends and I held an intervention for my fiancé. He's been talking and behaving like an "old-timey cowboy" non-stop for the last three months. Our wedding is in a month and he refuses to marry me if I can't accept his "life choices." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my fiance finally began seeing a therapist, after months of my begging him to. The therapist convinced him that he and I had "irreconcilable differences" so now he's asked for the ring back. FML
Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my soon-to-be-husband about how he needs to take a more active approach in his own life. It devolved to him screaming at me and putting words in my mouth. This has been going on for six months. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Apparently behaving like an old timey cowboy is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!
HowAreYouToday 34
Well, at least old timey cowboys know how to please a woman :D
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Comments (130)
marcsyo 11
Leave him alone, he's just acting to what he considers to be cool. I myself like to act like some old time detective, making full use of outdated English slang.
KimberKittyMFC 1
Sounds like a real winner... SMH
whatupchica 2
I say leave him. Your not even married and he's being an ass. Believe me its going to get 10X worse after your married.
Vkins 9
"by cowgirl" I'm laughing way too hard at this.
Bigdude3289 2
You're a bitch for trying to change someone so they meet your standards.
fantasyworld 39
It sounds like he's trying to get out of it.
Mibby 11
Who cares? Sounds fun. Start acting like you're a french spy. Or just leave him if you really can't take it, he'll find a cowgirl...
Mibby 11
Maybe he just listened to the song "Where Have all the Cowboys Gone" one too many times.