Today, my friends and I held an intervention for my fiancé. He's been talking and behaving like an "old-timey cowboy" non-stop for the last three months. Our wedding is in a month and he refuses to marry me if I can't accept his "life choices." FML
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Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my fiance finally began seeing a therapist, after months of my begging him to. The therapist convinced him that he and I had "irreconcilable differences" so now he's asked for the ring back. FML
Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my soon-to-be-husband about how he needs to take a more active approach in his own life. It devolved to him screaming at me and putting words in my mouth. This has been going on for six months. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML
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saIty 17
Apparently behaving like an old timey cowboy is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!
HowAreYouToday 34
Well, at least old timey cowboys know how to please a woman :D
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Comments (130)
yenidewi 11
maybe u remind him of a cowgirl ! yaayyyy ... :D
VivaLaColdplay 27
He is named Susan! And he wants you to respect his lifechoices! *doctor who joke, before you thumb down*
ebonyirony 29
it's always been you, Craig.
DoxIxHAVExTo 10
I think this is kind of like a "test" your fiancé is giving you. I think he's just freaked out about the wedding and so he's doing things on purpose, not to get out of it, but just to prove and see if he's making the right decision. Of course his logic here is completely odd and a bit juvenile ("the only way I can prove to myself that I'm making the right decision and if she loves me is if I talk in an accent!") but it's still a test. Just a thought. It's entirely possible that your fiancé is just going through a faze.
maddygirl820 10
Talk "old- time cowgirl" and see if it bothers him
ichigouniverse 1
does he call himself Susan?
MrFuckingFrazier 3
Haha this reminds me of that Family guy episode where Peter doesn't take off his oversized cowboy hat for months!
RedPillSucks 33
tell him you've decided to follow the thug life and be all gangsta. explain to him that you're just keepin it real and he should respect your life choices.
aj94w 4
Embrace it! You know, save a horse, ride your fiancé.
etoilenuit 15
Well you kinda do have to accept his quirks.. Which means including the fact he like to act like a cowboy...
ravenrandom 0
why do you want to marry that? but I dislike cowboys.....