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How could you?

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

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Nyx_fml 23

Well, OP, did you name your vibrator, and take him out for dinner and drinks before bringing him back home and making sweet love to him? Because if so, he might have a point.

dinosxxrawr 22

he doesn't understand that no man can do what a vibrator can.

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Comments (175)

Dwidge 14

I've heard of a lot of women who make the similar claims regarding men who **********, and I find it ridiculous.

unicornsarepink 8

Oh. Wow :o He must be pretty dumb...Anyways sorry about that! I hope he will realize that what he said was complete non-sence :o

moshpit11 8

He Sounds like a real buzz kill

uniannonymous 5

Good riddens to bad rubbish

WeskersSexslave 15

its putting him out of a job mate! just save yourself for him xD

fakedsincerity 32

oh please, like guys stop masturbating when they're in a relationship either.

sailorarctic 22

YDI, sorry. a lot of women may disagree with me, but a vibrator shouldn't be necessary. i've never used one nor had any desire to because I took the time to show my partner how to please me every time.

CharresBarkrey 16

I feel like you're really a man who agrees with OP's bf and are posing as a woman. Because all women know different things feel different and there is more than one type of ****** a woman can have. You'd feel differently if you tried using a vibrator.

lysx84 24

I almost agree with you, but many women's partners work away, many men enjoy using toys with their ladies. Also, if you've never had one how can you judge? I can see your point that a healthy sex life doesn't NEED artificial stimulus, but YDI is a tad harsh.

ballpython 15

#83 OP never said a vibrator was necessary and I can't see how you would have any idea what it is like being as you stated that you have never used one.

SneezyBear 27

#83 Allow me to explain what is wrong about your comment. 1) Do you never **********, because your partner always manages to be around and satisfy your needs when you want him to? 2) So OP 'deserves' being dumped because she pleased herself in a way that wasn't 'necessary', according to you? Masturbating isn't necessary. Foreplay isn't necessary, for some women. And if a woman really does enjoy the feel of a vibrator, then unless you have some secret wisdom into making a man's penis vibrate like the toy does how the hell is it going to give you the same feeling? Orgasms feel differently depending on how climax was reached, and some women like certain methods as well as, in conjunction with, as a nice change from or even more than other ways. You have never tried a vibrator, so you can't judge. You only know your body, not any other woman's, so you can't judge. And so what if it isn't 'necessary'? Is it such that every time somebody does something unnecessary they deserve some harsh punishment? WTF is wrong with you?

Soniye 14

Hey ! Look at that.. You were COMPLETELY right !

awkwardturtl3 3

the vibrator is prob bigger..maybe that's why lol

EmmaMK 35

I bet he is fine with the relationship he has with his hand.

dawood_k 27

Good riddance, OP sounds like he didn't have a good vibe. Also maybe he was not big or man enough to acknowledge some competition.