Today, my boyfriend dumped me out of nowhere, supposedly because I act like he's nothing but a sex doll. We've been dating 6 weeks and have had sex twice. FML
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spinspinsugar 12
sounds like the fuckwad was looking for a reason to dump you. good riddance.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
He dumped the wrong girl probably.
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
Probably because you're not using it enough. A good sex doll should be used several times a day!
DarkAngelsBlade 25
He dumped the wrong girl probably.
spinspinsugar 12
sounds like the fuckwad was looking for a reason to dump you. good riddance.
wrenavery90 12
I don't think it's a big loss. He sounds extremely immature.