Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Anonymous
Erie, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Alexa, play "Living Doll" by Cliff Richard
Today, my boyfriend dumped me out of nowhere, supposedly because I act like he's nothing but a sex doll. We've been dating 6 weeks and have had sex twice. FML
Anonymous
River Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
I warned him
Marietta, United States
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
Well, OP, did you name your vibrator, and take him out for dinner and drinks before bringing him back home and making sweet love to him? Because if so, he might have a point.
dinosxxrawr 22
he doesn't understand that no man can do what a vibrator can.
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Comments (175)
Hammer01 8
You should have dumped him for not taking care of your needs!!!
shadowdragon1 1
What the ****
papabear88 6
did he beat the shit out of the vibrator also?
whatismissing 8
Totally ridiculous, old-fashioned, out-dated and ignorant. You're just a healthy girl and who doesn't want a healthy girlfriend?
crazytrainer 5
Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha. thanks for the best laugh all week. Sorry if you loved him but really. What an asshat!
aligater10 7
thats not going to make any man feel like much of a man if you do that, why not use it together? problem solved
jemiller226 13
Why should a guy be threatened by a hunk of silicone? Some of us are apparently way more secure than you think.
ball_crusher 4
some men are so pathetic and insecure. you're better off without this stupid prick, OP. believe it.
ThatBoredGuy 4
He's insecure .... YDI for not having sex with him instead of that :p
jemiller226 13
Everyone who voted YDI is a screaming douchenozzle. Oh, and OP? You're well rid of him. He did you a favor!
honeymoonroyale 20
Low self-esteem much?