Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Anonymous
Erie, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Alexa, play "Living Doll" by Cliff Richard
Today, my boyfriend dumped me out of nowhere, supposedly because I act like he's nothing but a sex doll. We've been dating 6 weeks and have had sex twice. FML
Anonymous
River Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
I warned him
Marietta, United States
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
Well, OP, did you name your vibrator, and take him out for dinner and drinks before bringing him back home and making sweet love to him? Because if so, he might have a point.
dinosxxrawr 22
he doesn't understand that no man can do what a vibrator can.
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Comments (175)
revidffum69 22
I'm guessing they are young. I used to feel awkward knowing my girlfriend(s) were using them. Now it is a turn on to see how hot it makes them. Let him use it on you... I will, if he won't!
NatalieOntheTram 11
Way to be creepy, rev.
bhou56 7
You could have asked him after if he wanted a "threesome"
Krystal3408 32
Good riddance
engineerosaurus 26
Where do people find these dipshits? Yikes.
olpally 33
A vibrator is meant to spice up the sex life of relationships, isn't it? What an idiot.
clrichmond2009 24
no worries. your vibrator is probably better in the sack than he was anyway.
hazardmuffin 21
Does this mean by boyfriend has been cheating on me with his hand this whole time?!
perdix 31
Explain to him that you'll always need a real man of flesh and blood in your life. Who the hell else is supposed to go get fresh batteries without you having to put on pants?
GamerGriffin 10
hahahaha thats the best thing ive heard xD
chantellylace6 6
At least the vibrator won't talk back.
zandalee 20
Or fart in bed...
AshaaFerreira 22
Or eat all the food in the refrigerator in one day!
kayteakay 26
Or leave it's dirty socks on the floor.