Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten. My mom has kept me on a gluten-free diet since I was 5. She was convinced I was allergic to it. I'm 25 and I am writing this over my first slice of pizza in 20 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a lovely gluten-free pizza out at a local restaurant. After I'd finished, they informed me it wasn't in fact gluten-free. I am Celiac and this means I will be ill for the next six weeks. FML
Today, I found out I have celiac disease. I also happen to be a baker and will be constantly reminded of all the wheat products I can no longer enjoy. FML
Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML
Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML
Today, I told my mom that I think I'm lactose intolerant, and that I should go to the doctor to get checked out. She said that I was probably just gassy, and then ordered us a pizza for dinner. FML
Today, I went to a niece's birthday party and was very careful with what food I ate, as I have gluten and garlic sensitivity. I left the party with numb lips, so I guess I have a new sensitivity. FML
Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML
Today, I turned 18. My parents remembered that I loved German chocolate cake, so I awoke to a hot, fudge-filled chocolate cake with a slice cut out just for me. I've been lactose-intolerant for 8 years. As I cried, my mom handed me tissues, while eating the "Happy" part of my cake. FML
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anencephalic 14
Well, at least you have pizza now.
annie_nk 23
Ah a whole new wonderful world has opened up for you :)
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Comments (206)
W4keman 0
It's possible that you were allergic to Gluten 20 years ago. Allergies can disappear over a long time :)
Calingaladha 21
The stepmother was right after all! Oh, wait...wrong FML. Enjoy the pizza, OP.
Neatfellen 0
go out and enjoy all the gluten foods u can eat now :) there are plenty that are extremely tasty ;) hope u enjoy ur new found freedom!
klx125cross 9
I feel really bad for you right now....
tildoorf84 7
Good for you, but be carefull, don't go turning yourself into a balloon.
duravian 1
I'd say f your life, but I see that's not the case anymore now that you can enjoy the succulent taste of pizza
j_cat187 20
I bet that pizza was incredible.
jol3n3 0
Why fml that's awesome that you found that out lol
Schiffy 18
Look at the bright side, you can have as much pizza as you want from here on.
mermaidcentaurs 9
If gluten kills then I'll die happy with pizza