Today, I was working Customer Service at Walmart. An elderly lady came to my register to return a pair of white pants. I asked her what was wrong with them and she replied, "Even when I had underwear on you could still see my pubic hair." The pants had hair on them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
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Sadface590172 0
That image is so disturbing to near suicidal levels.
netbeui435 3
welcome to walmart
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Escapist28 0
Just think: If she had tried these on in the dressing room before buying them, I bet this whole situation could've been avoided. My condolences on the loss of your sanity, however. That's downright ghastly.
singachic87 0
If she had tried them on in the dressing room, they might have gone back on the shelf with pubes. At least now maybe they'll be damaged out or something....ick.
lesp 6
Like #2, I was fully ready to click YDI just because you work at Wal-Mart, but that is a whole level of nasty I don't even want to imagine. FYL x2.
itsgen 16
who cares if he works at wal mart!!! omg its an honst living!!! whats wrong with you people! im 14 yrs and even i know theres nothing wrong with working at a store idk y ppl like you have to follow the crowd if one person says eww walmart then what! your gonna say that tooo all because he said it wow
arienh4 0
Why do people like you give other 14 year olds a bad name? And why does your profile say 16?
mnell 0
win.
itsgen 16
ewwwwwww wow you would think even older people would have some social skills thats just nasty!
Knockyoudown 0
Ah thats just rank.
SoccerPlaya17 0
lmfaooooo XD
americandesi 0
eww!
punkazzneon 0
To all the people against working for Walmart, in this crappy economy I have a more secure job at Walmart then most people making much more than minimum wage. It may be retail but it beats getting laid off.
punkazzneon 0
Since I can't edit: by minimum wage; I meant that Walmart pays more than minimum wage. I make almost double that.
Still_Inlove 0
Haha I work at a Walmart too. And I once had an older lady try to return pants that she shit it. Sometimes I hate Customer Service.
heyitsmegxx 0
Lmao!! I think I just threw up a little.