Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989." They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Today, due to my boyfriend teasing me about me possibly having been conceived on a beach because I was born in Hawaii, I finally asked my mom if I really was. She said no, but then told me in detail how much sex on a beach hurts when you get sand up your ass. FML
Today, my siblings and I were going through our old home movies after our mom recently passed away. We accidentally found a VHS sex tape of our mom and dad in their 20's. We are now collectively psychologically scarred, and can never unsee what we have seen. FML
Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML
Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of their home videos and convert them to DVDs as a Christmas gift. Among them I found a sex tape my parents had made. FML
Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML
Today, my parents told me that they had planned two kids (my older siblings) and I was born because my father "thought" that he was wearing a condom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML
Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML
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Top comments
Kamicase 0
Actually it's kind of cool. Not many people can say, that they've seen their own creation. : )
dvb77 0
Oh god, that's horrific. Ughhhh, I'd want to throw up
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Comments (198)
santanaaa 0
hahahaah! that's a funny way of saying that I was: MADE IN BERMUDA ROFLMFAOOO!!
Gela96 0
are u a wizard?
justinf 0
haaha lolll
fightingkittens 39
One of my friends thinks she saw her little sister get conceived. She walked in on her parents once, and nine months later, her sister was born. That's worse.
Wolfs_babygirl 10
That sure is something special you've got there. Definitive proof of your own creation. Treasure it...
javierb88 3
Holy shit you Just opened up a portal in the space and time continuum
death779 4
for some reason when I read conception I automatically thought inception lol. btw fyl
LarLar7695 5
That's Hilarious!!!!
sierralovesyou 0
Omg me too! :)
Kiirst_mt1994 26
should of asked your mum what is was before putting it in, now you're probably scarred and will be for a very long time, lol!