Today, at work, a really hot guy came up to me and asked, "What are your hours?" Excited, I told him I get off at 4, but might be able to get out sooner. He started laughing and then said, "I meant your store hours." He turned around and walked away, shaking his head and laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML
Today, the coworker I've had a crush on for the past few months asked me if I was busy Friday night. I was so excited, I immediately replied, "I thought you'd never ask!" He gave me a funny look and said, "Good, because I need you to take my shift." FML
Today, I confessed to my co-worker that I've secretly loved him for months. He laughed hysterically for about a minute straight before shaking his head and excusing himself from the store. Even the fact that my boss fired him for leaving early isn't cheering me up. FML
Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML
Today, while working at my job at a lumber/hardware store, my coworker told me he was taking an hour break instead of the usual half-hour. Not only did he leave me with a store packed with customers on Customer Appreciation Day, but he never came back until closing time. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied, "Oh, I usually come early." She laughed. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
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Red_Bull_yay 0
hahaha aww, fail. poor you.
DakodaC 0
That guy is kind of a dick for laughing while walking away
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perdix 31
It's called "striking out" and we guys do it all the time and handle it without whining about it. If you ever see a mediocre guy with a hot girl, you can bet he struck out a lot before he hit this home run. Keep swingin for the fences, babe!;)
sleephunters 8
Or if you are looking for an average guy, you can always take the walk.
MissAries 0
Aww don't be to sad... at least you made him smile.
israelnotjacob 20
That is so dumb. When you're at work if someone asks you about hours you should assume they mean store hours. Clearly your mind was on everything but your job at the time. Yeah everyone's mind wanders at times during their job, but when someone approaches you with a question the mentality should always be that they are a customer, that's all. There should be no real distinction between a hot person and someone you practically gag when you see.
GregBuckingham 0
lmfao you got owned!
Imag1naryGirl 0
Conceited *****
WallyTheWombat 0
Now at least he didn't ask what time you get off. "At 4 and I could really use some help if you're interested ;)"
ringmybell_fml 0
is it just me, or does anyone else think that was a cute scenario? yea, it was just me.
ZombieBunnies 0
Cute as in "milk squirting out my nose from laughing so hard while drinking juice" cute, then yep twas the cutest Eva!!!
Blueoceanz84 0
YDI for being momentarily stupid.
I_am_stupid_also 6
That's a nice way to try to pick him up. It didn't work. Maybe it will work on a guy who is less of a jerk. Keep trying.
0p3nl0v3 0
Ydi dat turd. Go buy urself a vibeator now u hormonally charged ho
sleephunters 8
I'll go with a mixture of both. Permanently stupid.