Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my work's annual Christmas party is at 3:00. Everyone in the office is off work at 2:00, except me and the boss who is staying 'til 4:00. I have been informed the boss is leaving early today to attend the Christmas party, but I need to lock up when I leave at 4:00. FML
Today, while working at my job at a lumber/hardware store, my coworker told me he was taking an hour break instead of the usual half-hour. Not only did he leave me with a store packed with customers on Customer Appreciation Day, but he never came back until closing time. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML
Today, I showed up to work at 6am, only to find out the schedule was changed. I wasn't actually supposed to be there until 9:15. My boss never told me this. I didn't get to go home either, he just said, "Oh well. Get to work." FML
Today, by request from my new boss, I came into work over an hour early to finish some backed-up filing. This seemed like a great opportunity to earn some extra overtime pay. After spending an hour and half filing, I realized I hadn't clocked in for the day. FML
Today, I was in a work Zoom meeting that was supposed to end at 5 pm, which is my shift end time. It dragged after 5 pm so I decided to disconnect and leave to go home, since I don’t get paid overtime. My manager called demanding to know why I left early, said I was unprofessional, and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my boss told me that my attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow my example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much for that. FML
Today, I thought working through the holidays would mean little to do and the boss telling me stories all day. Actually, it meant having loads to do, while my boss was telling me stories regardless, effectively keeping me from doing the work he is paying me for. FML
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Top comments
daAce77 8
He didn't say anything earlier cause he wanted you to "accidentally" work extra probably without pay.
RathaPride02 6
Where do you work? Didnt you notice no one was there?
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Comments (34)
grass_hopperr 1
Ruh roh.
daAce77 8
He didn't say anything earlier cause he wanted you to "accidentally" work extra probably without pay.
whiteboy7thst 2
Shove a bottle rocket up his ass.
RetardedBullFrog 4
Should've asked him, why was HE there?
awardZu 0
14 has a point...
KingGeorgeGal 12
And nobody decided to tell you?
alexg823 0
thats cuz everyone left
YayFlameWarz 9
Did you think nothing of everyone leaving, saying "See ya tommorow Jack" and turning off the lights?
balest22 0
Did you just a the job
balest22 0
the*
ColdplaySucks 18
haha your pic is hilarious.
balest22 0
Did you just get the job??
OhzTP 7
Yeah at least this will hopefully build OPs rep in her bosses eyes.
RokNRoll11 9
Nice JOB Top 10 comments yay
RathaPride02 6
Where do you work? Didnt you notice no one was there?
goshpeople 4
Some small shops only have one scheduled employee working at a time, who then handles everything and closes up shop at the end of the workday. Same for a lot of gas stations, where there's a single cashier working at any given time.
manda_smith92 3
didn't the rest of the employees leave?
anjelicjazzy 6
how could yu not know? did anyone show up???
Petunia888 13
You should be grateful for the extra money. That is, if you're hourly. If not, thanks for the volunteer work.
pickles1994 18
atleast he didn't fire you at 6am