Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Today, I woke up to find my 6-year-old daughter had duct taped me to my bed and dropped my wallet down the toilet. Well played. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML
Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
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Ian7890 23
I see a future barber
ElricMustang 23
I've seen kids do things like that haha, just explain to her that carpets don't have grooming needs
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Comments (124)
leilana33 4
it could be worse. she could give the carpet a mullet cut haha :]
worldclassrager 41
Rugs are wonderful things
Punkgirl4554 20
be grateful it was the carpet and not her hair. when I was her age that's what I was cutting!
vikky538 29
you need to buy lot of barbies for her...
taytaylove1234 3
I did that once
Mystery_Unsolved 16
At least she wasn't trying to give you a haircut
luhvgmh 6
Was she doing a good job?
LeBoss2001 5
Ur in a hairy situation
Ki11erC 18
Maybe you should clean more then if your 6 yr old is cutting the carpet.
zjszott 1
I guess she believed the "if you cut carpet, it'll grow back" myth.