Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Today, I woke up to find my 6-year-old daughter had duct taped me to my bed and dropped my wallet down the toilet. Well played. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML
Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
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Ian7890 23
I see a future barber
ElricMustang 23
I've seen kids do things like that haha, just explain to her that carpets don't have grooming needs
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Comments (124)
sharedcat 6
AHAHAHA
hdema 4
I use to do that all the time
tbon3r 15
you left scissors lying where she could reach.. so you deserved it.
emza2274 4
When i was six- i used to smear Vaseline and toothpaste on the carpet and now im a straight A student. You do the math.
Sphericity 8
I'm sure I did that too
chlojojojo 3
Totally normal. I did it all the time when I was younger.
user716 11
Who else thought of the expression "does the carpet match the drapes?"
javabugg 2
i did this exact same thing as a kid lol
Starham1 14
I remember when I used to do that.
NotmadYT 17
Laying*