Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Today, I woke up to find my 6-year-old daughter had duct taped me to my bed and dropped my wallet down the toilet. Well played. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML
Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
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Ian7890 23
I see a future barber
ElricMustang 23
I've seen kids do things like that haha, just explain to her that carpets don't have grooming needs
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messeduplife2 7
I used to do this all the time when I was a kid. I wouldn't destroy the carpet though, tbh my mom never even noticed. My carpet would have a few strands that were a bit too long (probably from pulling on them) so I would cut them down to make it look better lol.
oreodog 13
Kids do that all the time! I know i did!
wickedalwayswins 7
I cut my American Girl Doll, Felicity's hair when I was around that age. It's still chopped off and looks like that of someone who had severe burns to the scalp. Still quite upset that it never grew back...
amisenho 11
I had a Snow White rag doll when I was 5, and I ended up cutting her hair to make it look more like the hair Snow White had in the Disney movie (a short bob cut). The doll's original hair was in a long ponytail; the length was too long to me, so I had a good reason to cut it. My mother whooped me something silly when she saw it, and my family continues to give me flak about it, but I still hold onto the doll with pride.
katties 27
She's a kid - kids have a great fantasy when it comes to "what fun thing have I not tried yet". I ironed my grandma's carpet, which began to melt. I'm not quite looking forward to kids - I don't think my fantasy will be enough to foresee a lot of things they might do, and then I just hope I'll have a big truck of patience available
gabbywalliscool 5
Ha I used to do that I even had hair dye using finger paint
thissexyguy96 11
Congrats on the great parenting
agentlilye 10
I used to do that
pumpkinpii 14
I know I have done this at least once, never thought of it as a haircut though
Joedbag 8
Your fault for giving her access to scissors.
SatinsNightmares 17
Hahaha, I did that when I was younger too