Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Today, I woke up to find my 6-year-old daughter had duct taped me to my bed and dropped my wallet down the toilet. Well played. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML
Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
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Ian7890 23
I see a future barber
ElricMustang 23
I've seen kids do things like that haha, just explain to her that carpets don't have grooming needs
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Comments (124)
Garrison21 11
I wish all girls kept there carpet trimmed, good for your daughter for starting early.
njgohard 16
That's kinda ****** up, just saying.
cakefete2 31
Considering you're taking about a 6 year old kid, that statement is a bit disturbing.
tournamentdecide 33
That's disgusting. You shouldn't say things like that about a 6 year old.
HammyBear13 8
11, that was hilarious! I got the humor in it whether anyone else did or not.
stargirl_95 24
People got the humour but it's a disgusting joke to make about a six year old
Sariasprincy 7
She's only 6 - it would be different if she was 16
Chibi_Kitten 24
Err..I was guilty of this at that age too..Mom, did you post this about me long ago?
lysx84 24
This FML brought back some similar memories - I remember snipping curled pile to make it softer. What a sad child I was...
PizzaboyPB 4
You should get her one of those hair styling dolls. Minus the scissors.
cleo_ann 11
I use to do the same
dabears1011234 27
Maybe the carpet needed a haircut.
superdom 12
That's so cute you 2 will joke about it when she's older its like file time I sprayed baby powder all over the bathroom
MissCuteStack 12
Ahha aww! I used to do that when I was little.
MissCuteStack 12
I remember when I was that age, and I cut all my friends hair off!!! Better the carpet than a person for sure!!
PegLegRacing 34
Carpet is expensive to replace... It would cost me well over a grand just to redo my living room. I'd much rather drop the kid off at Great Clips... 20min and $15 later the problem is solved and the hair will grow back in due time. The one exception I see to this would be a bride the day before her wedding or something.
VanessaNal 13
Why would you keep scissors in her each in the first place? Please be careful, she can seriously hurt herself.
littlekellilee 45
Safety scissors could cut carpet and hair, but it's much harder to cut skin.