Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Today, I woke up to find my 6-year-old daughter had duct taped me to my bed and dropped my wallet down the toilet. Well played. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML
Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
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Ian7890 23
I see a future barber
ElricMustang 23
I've seen kids do things like that haha, just explain to her that carpets don't have grooming needs
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Comments (124)
TheCitizens96 28
I did the same aswell, seems to be pretty normal.
haleyxmusic 9
I used to do that when I was little!
dunkin5 2
I'm sorry but if me and my brothers and sisters knew not to do stuff like that by the age of three. you have a bad way of teaching your child
silveronica5 12
I used to do that too!
askullnamedbilly 33
You should probably try to keep scissors away from your children when they're somewhere you can't see them. Six year olds aren't really known for their good judgement, and the next time she might try to cut her own hair or even accidentally injure herself.
gracehi 33
Thanks for that pearl of wisdom. I'm sure OP didn't figure that out already. Boy, it's a good thing you're here to tell her where she went wrong.
Chibi_Kitten 24
Or the kid might have been like me when I was that age. Even if the scissors were hidden, the kid could have snuck around and found the scissors.
lilkity5244 6
I used to do that when I was little !
Histayra 11
Around her age, I thought my barbie dolls hair would grow back so I decide to cut all the way up her neck and color with markers. She young and just using her imagination. Maybe she thought it needed a haircut.
twodotgirl 8
i cut a bunch of thing her age thinking there hair would grow back... my poor Barbie's..
Kira1965 23
...she's a KID for heaven's sakes! I shake my head at people who have such high expectations of children that age. This has nothing to so with stupidity or bad parenting for that matter. Some of you grown ups been to grow up!
thisiscool19 14
That's more cute than an FML