Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
Today, I didn't mind paying a little bit extra for my manicure because I forgot how nice it was to have someone hold your hand. Even if it was an old Asian lady. FML
Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
Today, we went for a foot massage. My wife found it incredibly relaxing; I just found it weird that a complete stranger seemed to be trying to give each of my toes its own handjob. Plus they used so much moisturiser that it made the inside of my shoes feel like squishy mud all day. FML
Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML
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BubbleGrunge 18
No shame in having a little toe hair! I let them cut mine too when I get my pedi, but they don't charge me extra! That is a little much! Enjoy your pretty toes OP!
jkmartinjk 16
Everyone has toe hair OP. Nothing to be ashamed of.
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Comments (92)
rg350dx 29
People have toe hairs. No need to be a-frodo-f it. Gandalf your butt and get into the hobbit of keeping them shaved if you're worried about it.
perdix 31
I come here and I see all these girls fessing up to having toe hair. I think I'm going to puke. Next thing you know, you'll be talking nonsense like "you people" actually poop!
BubbleGrunge 18
We shave them before you guys can get all queasy over it! Don't worry, we don't want you thinking of us as hairy-toed shitters, Perdix! :)
JACKxRAWR 22
Oh god, people started to thumb you down. Idiots who don't understand jokes do not deserve a thumb button on FML.
Welshite 40
#30: People have the right to their own opinion and should be able to thumb up or down as they please. Just because it is perdix or any other "popular" commenter does not mean an automatic thumbs-up, nor should it ever.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Everyone knows that girls don't poop.. Haha.
LolFMLnot 10
Oh yeah our toes are not that bad, it's just 2 strings of hair or 3. There is no jungle don't worry
miyaviichan 27
39, speak for yourself babe, I'm Mexican. But I always keep all non- top of head/eyelash/brow hair hidden. Plucking toe hairs is the worst pain ever though. Then again, I keep doing it so I guess I'm a masochist. It all works out.
mr_sarcastic416 29
*Robert Downey Jr voice* What do you mean "you people"
lishajoy777 14
What do YOU mean "you people"
olpally 33
Chewbacca?? Lol. We all have toe hair op. could be a lot worse. Could have a back full of hair!
Patriots21 14
Chest pubes down to a ball fro
RedPillSucks 33
Chest pubes???? I..., well,.... *mind wash in progress* ok then.
OliveCx 10
They charge you just to take a razor or scissors and trim toe hair? That's a little steep, especially when you could do it when you shave your legs.
WaywardDaughter 26
She could also give herself a pedicure at home and there would be no embarrassment or extra charges.
spanelli 16
I agree, although it's never quite a satisfying as having someone else do your toes for you. :)
LyraAlluse 25
Nothing wrong with being hairy. I'm a girl and I'm hairier than a french poodle.
Welshite 40
Do you give yourself the Continental Clip or the English Saddle Clip?
Mossears133 15
Ask for it back and get a refund :D
larsak 3
You should of said "I'm not paying extra, you offered!" And flipped your hair and walked out like a boss.
Welshite 40
Yep, I blame my monthly bath for making the hair on my head grow. I tried bathing weekly to see if it would stop hair growth, but it didn't help.
annie_nk 23
Having hair where it's totally normal to have hair is not bad hygiene.
Mossears133 15
In what way is having hairy toes bad hygiene?!