Today, I realized I probably have more chances of finding intimacy and companionship working as an escort than by online dating, because if I get paid to spend time with someone, I’ll decide to just go with it and enjoy myself, but on an actual date I will most likely second-guess and self-sabotage all the way. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm considering working as an escort again, to get some human closeness, have interesting conversations and feel wanted and appreciated. I'm actually in a steady relationship; I guess it’s not a very good one. FML
Today, I went on a date with a co-worker I've been interested in for some time. The topic of discussion she chose over lunch: how she's living a double-life as an escort in Flint and that she thinks she's picked up an STD from unprotected sex. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I paid a hooker for a handjob, not because I was horny but because I’m single with no friends or relatives, and still working from home. It’s been so long since I’ve had human contact outside of work emails, it was nice to be able to talk to a human being for a few minutes in person. FML
Today, I realized that instead of actually trying to get a job, save money, lose weight, and get thin so I could maybe attempt to date again; I'd rather spend my money on a Fleshlight. FML
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems to be making thousands doing it, so why not? Turns out that the only people interested in my body are scammers. FML
Today, the girl I like would rather meet potential partners online, some in different states, and wonders why nothing works out. Apparently the guy who took her on dates, AKA me, is just friend material. FML
Today, since I've been falling for the girl I've been sleeping with for the past couple of months, I decided it was time for us to talk about making things official and exclusive. I was confident she'd feel the same way. Then I found out she's an escort. FML
Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML
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Plop 17
Well, aside from the fact you don't really get to choose your customers looks, personality and "skills". But if you're serious about it (I doubt it, I guess you're being mostly sarcastic), it might be worth trying at least for you to figure out how much agency you actually have during a date and in romantic matters in general, as well as seeing that you're probably overthinking things. That being said, be aware of the all the risks inherent to sex work, and be very careful with your safety (physical, mental and sexual).
RichardPencil 32
So people will pay you for sex, but no one wants to give it to you for free?
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Plop 17
Well, aside from the fact you don't really get to choose your customers looks, personality and "skills". But if you're serious about it (I doubt it, I guess you're being mostly sarcastic), it might be worth trying at least for you to figure out how much agency you actually have during a date and in romantic matters in general, as well as seeing that you're probably overthinking things. That being said, be aware of the all the risks inherent to sex work, and be very careful with your safety (physical, mental and sexual).
RichardPencil 32
So people will pay you for sex, but no one wants to give it to you for free?