notasgood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
All in the family
Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
dumped
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Wigan, United Kingdom
Technique
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Anonymous
United States
Mommy's bravest boy
Today, my ex broke up with me because his mom didn't like me. He was visiting me across the country at the time, and still had a few days left. He had the audacity to still ask to sleep with me. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Anonymous
Estonia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Appeal to nature
Today, I dumped my boyfriend for cheating on me and he actually asked if we weren’t dating could we still have sex, as a FWB type of thing. I blame his mother, she must have done something to screw him up, there’s no way idiocy like his occurs naturally. FML
fmlfromnorway
Nedre Frei, Norway
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
anonbob
New Zealand
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Top comments
Anonymous874598 0
Actually its good news. Now he has dumped you, you can sleep with his father.
jair_lhao 0
well if you liked him enough to date him the. your definitly going to love him as a step father <3 yay u win :)
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Comments (106)
myinitialsarecoc 0
Yea.. I laughed haha that is just hilarious
cheergirly789 4
your moms a hoe and your boyfriends a man ***** sorry OP
ZleveL 0
postive + postive = negative :P ...but maybe not in this situation O.0
pohkerfayce 0
lol.
Erindub 0
Good times
22cute 17
Creepy
Anonymous874598 0
Actually its good news. Now he has dumped you, you can sleep with his father.
samay402 0
go sleeep with his father (if he's cute). if not then sleep with his bro. if that still doesn't happen then go get your dad, if they're still married, and walk in on your bf and mom doing it.. he will prob get shot :D
lagodfatha 0
her parents are most likely divorced her bf is sleeping with her mom
norakayy 0
Lol
happygirl99 0
today my daughters boyfriend dumped her ao he could sleep with me mlig
alissa_roar 6
Wtf lol
Pinkkmissymoo 7
The spelling in this is atrocious.... WTF. /:
jair_lhao 0
well if you liked him enough to date him the. your definitly going to love him as a step father <3 yay u win :)
tyrob911 0
I love this. your boyfriend is living one of my fantasies. my girlfriends mom is so hot (think shyla styles with a nice round ass). I flirt with her all the time
SliceNthrice 0
wheres the dad?
elvgar 0
my ex is freakin hott i met her sis the first day we dated and im like i want a threesome then her mom got home and she is a milf her whole family is hot(chics tht is)
truerebel 1
Shyla styles? Really? That would be EPIC!
dragonrider1959 18
You are an asshole! If your girlfriend knew that, she would dump you right away!
dragonrider1959 18
I'm a straight guy and even I think you're a huge pig
judge_Fred 0
Sleep with his dad and have a kid. Eff that dude!
anonacs 0
At least he didn't cheat on you with your mother.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Wow you're stupid.
I_lost_the_game 25
...*facepalm*. Did you read the FML?
cupcakechick 17
he right. he dumped her THEN slept with her
theman34 0
well he gets two thumbs up
fmyluff 7
So did you.
echosong 16
Make it 3
mickeyymouse 0
#6 that's horrible! why the he'll are you even dating this girl if you just want her mother?!?! what the hell is wrong with you? I say the same thing bout ur ex darl. he's obviously a dick and not worth ur time
chosenen 6
He dated the girl, met the mother, liked her better, dumped the girl (aka do no longer date the girl).