Today, I went to the vending machine, put in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to get something out of a vending machine. It got stuck. I tried getting something else to knock it down. That got stuck too. I tried a third time… take a wild guess. One massive tirade later, someone came and tried to help me out. Stuck. Four times in a row. How is that even possible? FML
Today, I used the last of my money to buy a bag of vending machine chips for dinner. It got stuck. A passerby saw and generously offered to buy another bag of the same chips to dislodge it. Gratefully, I accepted his offer. It stayed stuck. FML
Today, I spent way too long battling a vending machine that ate my dollar but didn’t give me my snack. After shaking it, kicking it, and practically hugging it, I finally gave up. As I walked away in defeat, it dropped the snack. I rushed back to claim my prize… and the janitor grabbed it before I could. FML
Today, I went to get my car fixed. There was a vending machine in the waiting room, and I was hungry. The snacks were overpriced, but I still had a little money left over. I noticed a bag of Cheetos hanging loose, so I paid for them, hoping to get two bags. They both got stuck. FML
Today, at a local mini mart, I tried several times to open a door that clearly said "PUSH" by pulling it, much to the amusement to the customers and staff inside. FML
Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
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giantsofeast 2
lol you remind me of homer Simpson
schwiggidy 0
when it don't fit in the slot, harder! harder!
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Comments (105)
Zebidee 9
Don't think of it as a vending machine, but rather a 'people trap' baited with candy. YDI for not being smarter than a fish.
CallMeHush 1
OP, you should be left to wander around without a responsible escort.
sweetmare 0
and how were u able to type in this FML?
ballesteros1992 0
ok do this... let the snack go open your hand so that it is flat pull your hand towards you
cookies61889 15
Fatass
Inhumanfrost 0
Lawsuit! People win cases based on their own idiocy all the time.
beastxmanx45123 0
so true.
ulicksam 0
So you're one of those people that, when something doesn't work right, instead of trying to figure out why and fixing it, you just try to force it, usually breaking it even more. Way to go, idiot. YDI.
josh5634 0
LOL!! I did that, and it was funny. :D
mattc89 0
lol nice
josh5634 0
I couldn't get my hands out xD I was freaking out tho, but me and my friends had a good laugh
iPunchedBigFoot 5
This is much funnier if you replace "snack" with "snatch."
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
You're not you when you're hungry. :3