Today, I went to the vending machine, put in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to get something out of a vending machine. It got stuck. I tried getting something else to knock it down. That got stuck too. I tried a third time… take a wild guess. One massive tirade later, someone came and tried to help me out. Stuck. Four times in a row. How is that even possible? FML
Today, I used the last of my money to buy a bag of vending machine chips for dinner. It got stuck. A passerby saw and generously offered to buy another bag of the same chips to dislodge it. Gratefully, I accepted his offer. It stayed stuck. FML
Today, I spent way too long battling a vending machine that ate my dollar but didn’t give me my snack. After shaking it, kicking it, and practically hugging it, I finally gave up. As I walked away in defeat, it dropped the snack. I rushed back to claim my prize… and the janitor grabbed it before I could. FML
Today, I went to get my car fixed. There was a vending machine in the waiting room, and I was hungry. The snacks were overpriced, but I still had a little money left over. I noticed a bag of Cheetos hanging loose, so I paid for them, hoping to get two bags. They both got stuck. FML
Today, at a local mini mart, I tried several times to open a door that clearly said "PUSH" by pulling it, much to the amusement to the customers and staff inside. FML
Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
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giantsofeast 2
lol you remind me of homer Simpson
schwiggidy 0
when it don't fit in the slot, harder! harder!
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Comments (105)
underpaid011 0
awesome. were the firemen that came to rescue you hot? if so, this might not be a FML for you.
kyrintethron 0
That's some Saw II shit.
pappuyaer 0
**** off liar , if you really mannage to do that , someone should kick ur ass so it would stuck in too
AnnyAnarchy22 0
XD sucks for you!!
aback 5
So, did you chew your arms off?
AARONPSP 0
lol congrats! you just found the worlds first flesh eating vending machine! unfortunately you are now slowly being eaten alive, but thanks for playing!
vodkaliciouz 4
somehow i thought there was going to be a dead rat inside or another reason whythe slot door wouldnt open
ghm1234 0
maybe it was a pull?
felisdomestica 2
the plot is really hilarious, it is almost like you are living in the world of The Simpsons.
imac619 2
Wow you fail....those vending machines are brutal. YDI.