Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and started knocking on his door, asking, "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answered, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
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Spiffy 0
at least you know he's comfortable sharing
ccb_fml 0
hahaha if i were you... i'd give him a high five for having a good sense of humor. that's hilarious... please don't tell me you continued to dress and left.... people knock on people's doors all the time. no biggie.....
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Comments (159)
RDMC20 0
I dont understand how there was enough of a time delay between his mom asking and him answering for you to get dressed.
MexaDoreano 1
Same here.......
jackal181 7
There was probably some sort of an awkward pause and "got dressed" doesn't have to mean completely dressed. Either way, that has no relevance to the story at all....
pxs 0
i started laughing. your boyfriend's funny, miss :D
fightingkittens 39
I know--this FML was one of the few that actually made me lol.
legendbyday 0
ha!
andelizastrin 0
Your boyfriend is hilarious. It doesn't seem like his mom cares about you two having sex, because I don't think he would have said that if she did. So maybe a tiny bit embarrassing, but not an FML, IMO.
Amkii 0
At least he's honest!
Stupidpeople 0
Dont do anything that you're embarrased about......and at least know you know your bf is honest!!
Arabian_Dude 0
how old is your boyfriend ? Zoe i guess hes 12 !
subjectdelta2 0
Considering they were at HIS HOUSE he is a little older than twelve dumbass
frrenchy 5
Why do I always see this comment. How does him having a sense of humor make him 12?
Potato_Pi 7
144 It wasn't actually his house, he lives with his mother dumbass.
sucka_free 0
NICEEE hahahaha i'd be embrassed though LOL
daniellap 0
hahaha what a complete douche! lapse of judgment on his part I think? loll
AntiChrist7 0
you choose an idiot as boyfriend. your fault