Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my psychiatrist diagnosed me with a personality disorder. So now I have no friends, no job, no love, but I've got a personality disorder. FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, we had our friends over for dinner, one of whom is a psychiatrist. After a few drinks, my drunk wife and the equally drunk psychiatrist began to analyze my various character flaws. FML
Today, I overcame my lack of social confidence and got a date for the first time in 10 or so years. After a while, my date admitted that she's a schizophrenic with dissociative identity disorder. I guess it's back to being single. FML
Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder. I have no idea if when I feel an emotion if it's me or my disorder. I'm my brain's bitch. FML
Today, I took a Tinder date home. Before we got down to sexy time, he used the restroom. While there, he was Googling what Lamotrigine was, which was from my prescription bottle to treat my bipolar disorder. He left because, “I don’t do crazy bitches.” This always happens when I disclose this. I give up on dating. FML
Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
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Welshite 40
Free therapy sessions!
Fuaaad1994 31
At least he didn't charge you, who doesn't love free things?
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Comments (135)
Siettadulce 21
That's not cool. If it didn't work out, he was obviously not meant for you. Good luck OP!
Respect101 17
She didn't say it didn't work out. All she said was he diagnosed her.
Siettadulce 21
Okay? I didn't say it didn't work out either. I just said IF it didn't work out that it was okay.
winchestinalock 21
yay free therapy! :P
slimkelsey 17
He's just saying that you're twice the fun rolled into one!
WeskersSexslave 15
No..
ohSNAPyall 27
Date, Interrupted.
equitationbound 22
I don't know why people are voting this down, I was waiting for that reference!
ktmla 14
Diagnosing your date sounds like the only personality disorder to me.
briang959 47
It's all a ploy to see you more often and charge you for the sessions.
ApologyKick 25
One would think as a psychiatrist he would know what is socially acceptable to say during a date. He may turn out to be really nice though, maybe he was just nervous.
rk0830 4
You would be surprised at how badly people who help people for a living are bad at dealing with people. Psychiatrists and psychologists are the worst usually, and they cant seem to help diagnosing people when they dont ask for it. People like that arent worth your time really, they only care about trying to prove how smart they are, or how smart they think they are.
wowthanksforthat 6
He actually may have done you a huge favour. I know it sucks how this date turned out, but BPD is very serious. Maybe book a time with another therapist and start to work it out, I am sure in the future you will thank him.
Soundslikeothers 15
It may have just been a Freudian Slip
thexguyxnextdoor 10
That's weird... I usually wait till the second date to diagnose people with disorders...