Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my psychiatrist diagnosed me with a personality disorder. So now I have no friends, no job, no love, but I've got a personality disorder. FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, we had our friends over for dinner, one of whom is a psychiatrist. After a few drinks, my drunk wife and the equally drunk psychiatrist began to analyze my various character flaws. FML
Today, I overcame my lack of social confidence and got a date for the first time in 10 or so years. After a while, my date admitted that she's a schizophrenic with dissociative identity disorder. I guess it's back to being single. FML
Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder. I have no idea if when I feel an emotion if it's me or my disorder. I'm my brain's bitch. FML
Today, I took a Tinder date home. Before we got down to sexy time, he used the restroom. While there, he was Googling what Lamotrigine was, which was from my prescription bottle to treat my bipolar disorder. He left because, “I don’t do crazy bitches.” This always happens when I disclose this. I give up on dating. FML
Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
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Welshite 40
Free therapy sessions!
Fuaaad1994 31
At least he didn't charge you, who doesn't love free things?
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Comments (135)
martin8337 36
Pro bono or boner therapy.
Bluebl4ze 16
It must be the first date jitters that made him blurt that out. Social anxiety disorder? ;)
Ben009 13
What a douche bag, seriously.
mangelon86 15
You got a free diagnosis. Pretty awesome
valentinov 15
Nice! Free session!
RachelleMonae 7
yo that is ****** up #FYL
cornyrob 33
Did he offer to prescribe drugs for you?
drainingyou 11
I have borderline too, high five! Seriously though, good luck with it.
wanna_bee 8
So do I, and I find that all these comments make it seem like a horrible thing. And that everone assumes it was a first date, it actually doesnt say that anywhere. BPD, isnt a bad thing, so its hard to figure out why people are calling him a douche. I would have loved to not wait five years for a diagnosis.
drainingyou 11
Ha, exactly! I'd appreciate that he was actually paying enough attention to them to diagnose.
lizzy_r_b_94 18
Hey at least you weren't diagnosed with schizophrenia right?
RedPillSucks 33
This seems more like a passive-aggressive "I don't want any more dates" kind of thing.