Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my psychiatrist diagnosed me with a personality disorder. So now I have no friends, no job, no love, but I've got a personality disorder. FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, we had our friends over for dinner, one of whom is a psychiatrist. After a few drinks, my drunk wife and the equally drunk psychiatrist began to analyze my various character flaws. FML
Today, I overcame my lack of social confidence and got a date for the first time in 10 or so years. After a while, my date admitted that she's a schizophrenic with dissociative identity disorder. I guess it's back to being single. FML
Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder. I have no idea if when I feel an emotion if it's me or my disorder. I'm my brain's bitch. FML
Today, I took a Tinder date home. Before we got down to sexy time, he used the restroom. While there, he was Googling what Lamotrigine was, which was from my prescription bottle to treat my bipolar disorder. He left because, “I don’t do crazy bitches.” This always happens when I disclose this. I give up on dating. FML
Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
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Welshite 40
Free therapy sessions!
Fuaaad1994 31
At least he didn't charge you, who doesn't love free things?
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Comments (135)
Mysterious_one 26
for free? hope u didn't have to pay the bill lol
elyx_fml 16
Maybe u should get that checked...
Mad_Or_Nah 13
Look at the bright side,you got to know more about yourself.
kernelkat 16
My dad is borderline and his public self is very different from his private self so no one would know that quickly with him
MishaMash 9
Think about it, OP- at least he didn't diagnose you as some mentally insane psychopath! Not to mention, you got a FREE DIAGNOSIS! Usually that stuff costs an arm and a leg!
misshex 10
What happened to inspire him to diagnose you over dinner?!
ibanghellokitty 8
If I was in your shoes I would be sitting with someone whose a psychiatrist. Because I'll always have the fear of waking up in a mental institute... ):
BiNeko 12
That's not a valid diagnosis. It doesn't even mean anything. =/
someindiandude 6
you don't work as a doctor....you are either a doctor, or an actor.
ProudDaddy 7
Tell him he's not a real doctor. Lol