Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my psychiatrist diagnosed me with a personality disorder. So now I have no friends, no job, no love, but I've got a personality disorder. FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, we had our friends over for dinner, one of whom is a psychiatrist. After a few drinks, my drunk wife and the equally drunk psychiatrist began to analyze my various character flaws. FML
Today, I overcame my lack of social confidence and got a date for the first time in 10 or so years. After a while, my date admitted that she's a schizophrenic with dissociative identity disorder. I guess it's back to being single. FML
Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder. I have no idea if when I feel an emotion if it's me or my disorder. I'm my brain's bitch. FML
Today, I took a Tinder date home. Before we got down to sexy time, he used the restroom. While there, he was Googling what Lamotrigine was, which was from my prescription bottle to treat my bipolar disorder. He left because, “I don’t do crazy bitches.” This always happens when I disclose this. I give up on dating. FML
Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
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Welshite 40
Free therapy sessions!
Fuaaad1994 31
At least he didn't charge you, who doesn't love free things?
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Comments (135)
more4me 27
Everyone is borderline something or other. Don't sweat it OP. That guy sounds like a douche, if you want my opinion. I would dump his ass, fast. You don't need someone who looks for what's wrong with you first chance they get. Plus he may not even be right in his diagnosis. Dump him !
fictionaldiary 11
There is no way he's a real psychiatrist. I sure as hell hope you can't diagnose someone with Borderline over dinner. Besides it would be extremely unprofessional and unethical.
egrudy 9
So your last boyfriend was right when he said you're crazy
Omniprism 15
Next! Let the dude go. If he can't leave work at work especially on a date then he can go diagnose himself. Good luck.
worldclassrager 41
We don't have that! What are you saying about us? (Seems true to me)...this would be better from DocBastard
Saraishi 25
It's okay, 9 out of 10 psychiatrist aren't well in the head.
Brandi_Faith 34
I'd like to know where you got that statistic. You probably shouldn't use a statistic without proof to back it up.
RedPillSucks 33
Trust me... I've seen them ALL!
blackonblight 33
Don't you know #85? 57% of all statistics are made up on the spot!
DoomTetra 6
BURN
raffcity 7
At lest he was checking you out
orsombre_fml 11
Still dating that very unethical psychiatrist?
nick8640 9
That's the problem with those kind of people. They diagnose everyone with some sort of disorder when in all reality you're probably 100% normal. Don't pay any mind to it OP.