Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my psychiatrist diagnosed me with a personality disorder. So now I have no friends, no job, no love, but I've got a personality disorder. FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, we had our friends over for dinner, one of whom is a psychiatrist. After a few drinks, my drunk wife and the equally drunk psychiatrist began to analyze my various character flaws. FML
Today, I overcame my lack of social confidence and got a date for the first time in 10 or so years. After a while, my date admitted that she's a schizophrenic with dissociative identity disorder. I guess it's back to being single. FML
Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder. I have no idea if when I feel an emotion if it's me or my disorder. I'm my brain's bitch. FML
Today, I took a Tinder date home. Before we got down to sexy time, he used the restroom. While there, he was Googling what Lamotrigine was, which was from my prescription bottle to treat my bipolar disorder. He left because, “I don’t do crazy bitches.” This always happens when I disclose this. I give up on dating. FML
Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
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Welshite 40
Free therapy sessions!
Fuaaad1994 31
At least he didn't charge you, who doesn't love free things?
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Comments (135)
MsRenoldsEA 19
I would have walked out as soon as he said something about that. You guys were on a date, not in a counselors meeting.
tasha_rom 4
Well I diagnose him as a twat.
Witchylady 18
He needs a chill pill. If he is constantly labelling everyone he meets. Then he needs to stop and take a look at himself. Cause he seems to have a disorder of his own he needs to address. Give him a therapists number.
vb68_fml 28
**** His Life
chazzywazzy654 22
Everyone saying that time for dinner isn't enough time to diagnose, that's true, but OP and her date could have seen each other prior, or colic have been speaking on the phone or via text/social network, so he would be able to diagnose her, although telling her at a dinner date, not the best way....
Chibi_Kitten 24
Atleast you got a free session, right? Got to look at the bright side.
grashopper8 7
Maybe he should be diagnosed with pretentious dickface disorder.
russfml 31
Wow even if he knows his stuff psychologically wise he should keep it to himself. If that's an issue for him than it's his own loss. A date should never be a patients diagnostic fyl
awiseman 11
Don't worry I'm supposedly have it
mkcherry 14
If he simply couldn't help himself from blurting out the diagnosis maybe you really should seek professional help? If you were talking with him for a long time before the date maybe you have obvious and serious signs of a personality disorder. Its unprofessional to diagnose someone who isnt your patient but he may have just been nervous. You dont have to keep dating him, because that was pretty rude, but that doesnt mean hes wrong.