Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, while making out, my clean-shaven husband pulled away because he could feel my lip hairs tickling him. I thought he was making a joke so I called him a tosser and walked away. Later I checked in the mirror and there they were, two black hairs swinging in the breeze right under my nose. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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Top comments
LLsuperfly 0
haha why on earth would you tell him that?
Ebonyloan 0
LOL I agree with #1, why would you share those kind of things? And btw, don't shave your upper lip. It comes out darker and thicker so waxing or threading is the way to go! :D
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Comments (156)
amy_shmamy 0
uh ok
skiesofgreen 0
So I'm definitely not seeing the issue with telling her boyfriend this... I mean seriously why not? Is he gonna stop being attracted to her because she gets rid of facial hair? If he did I'd say that'd be pretty danm lame. And because he actually d
Bryan_Z 0
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
braFTW 0
YDI Guys shave, girls wax, it's nature's law.
Trix_Disorder 20
Bleach that shit, girly!
Marysenjo 0
YDI for shaving it instead of waxing.
epicfailLOL123 0
thats gross. and idk how he kisses you... blehk.
XxGivesMEhellxX 0
this is why girls wax...
shadow_moses 0
my ex gf had hairs on her upper lip, didn't bother me that much
SVelasquez 0
....hahahahaha wow. I have no comment here.