Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to look nervous. I turned around to see my dad looking at me, disgusted and confused. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
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Jannick_fml 0
[double facepalm]
DameGreyWulf 1
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DameGreyWulf 1
[facepalm]
wooters 1
what's facepalm?
Mouldy666 0
fail
shumian 4
Facepalm^
jaybear13 14
39 :epicfacepalm:
Jannick_fml 0
[double facepalm]
hellokittywhore 0
[triple facepalm] nowhere near ss what my friends mom walked in on. her masterbating with a curling iron!!!!! I kid you not!!!!
coolster56 0
how can you do that
lan_drake 9
when the curling iron isn't hot ....I hope
flakes_fml 0
[quadruple facepalm]
hiloman500 0
[headfist]
Ninjaface 0
Well, I'm not surprised that your dad would be disgusted by the ink all over your face from the marker exploding. At least you weren't using it to pleasure yourself, then you could have ended up carrying a neon-blue baby!
la_lovurr 0
oh man, that sucks!
ladiesman14 0
what a great girlfriend.
a192837465 0
couldve had a V8
kayladance101 13
lmaoo 6(:
Raiders714 0
Damn LOL wat did he say after?
FMLjudge007 0
I'm not even gonna comment
waterynuggets 0
Me, either, but I do agree with #10.
purple5 0
you are #10 ...
sydeshow 0
fail
perdix 31
He was disgusted because you're a much better marker-sucker than your mom. And she hasn't sucked his marker in years!