Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, while making out, my clean-shaven husband pulled away because he could feel my lip hairs tickling him. I thought he was making a joke so I called him a tosser and walked away. Later I checked in the mirror and there they were, two black hairs swinging in the breeze right under my nose. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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LLsuperfly 0
haha why on earth would you tell him that?
Ebonyloan 0
LOL I agree with #1, why would you share those kind of things? And btw, don't shave your upper lip. It comes out darker and thicker so waxing or threading is the way to go! :D
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oneangredwarf 0
you should never shave anything on your face if your a girl, waxing is the the way to go
kvgf1484 0
laser hair removal is the way to go. It's expensive and it's not 100% permanent... but it's totally worth it.
poopooface 0
There's something called waxing.. = =
Puolukka 4
Wow, unbelievable how many people on here STILL believe that shaving makes hair grow thicker...that's ridiculous! The thickness of your hair is a genetic thing and it won't change whether you wax, shave or use depilatory cream...shaved hair just tends to look a little different because its tip has been cut off...but the hair is just as thick as it was before... I don't have much hair on my upper lip, but I shave it too...and it's a fact that if you wax sooner or later you will have stubbles as well...because even then the hair grows out slowly...it's not like the whole hair suddenly re-appears...as long as you shave over it quickly once a day or every 2 days it won't turn into stubbles at all..and my skin is very soft. Plus some people have sensitive skin that does not allow them to wax...me for example. I get horrible rashes if I wax my legs or bikini area.
FrostyNorth 0
Please, please, please: "My boyfriend and I". Of course, if you're going to tell your bf that you shave, you might not be the sharpest tool in the shed in the first place.
kapay 0
How is this bad? He obviously always knew and didn't care.
ambisaurus 0
this is stupid.
starrynote09 0
if you shave it, put lotion afterwards
tatertot8284 0
You should tweeze if you're too embarrassed to go in and get your lip waxed. Don't shave though. It's obvious.
DaemonDoC 0
wtf?! why the hell would you shave ur lip o.0 there are much more efficient ways for a girl...