Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML
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Top comments
w_introuble 25
When passion hits and comes, you forget everything. It's ok though, don't worry about it too much :)
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Makes you wonder what else the humble window washer sees in their career
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Comments (88)
slizbeth17 7
he got a free show lol
worldclassrager 41
You didn't close the curtains? That's standard unless I missed something...
BlameTheOwls 14
when I lived on a higher level I never bothered with the curtains unless there was a walkway outside the window
ChiefRager 8
I'm sure he saw all five minutes of it.
bayliebug 14
Sweet. I love having an audience as long as they don't call the cops. lol
nmrg 10
I bet he loved it
awkwardturtl3 3
apparently too much
Grauncho 27
He saw enough.
DanielleinDC 34
Don't repairmen typically knock and let the occupants know they're there before proceeding with work? It's one reason I keep my blinds down.
icepick23 12
That's hot. Very hot.
amisenho 11
I can imagine; later that week, he "accidentally" threw a baseball through your window, so now he has to come fix the window again.