Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML
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w_introuble 25
When passion hits and comes, you forget everything. It's ok though, don't worry about it too much :)
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Makes you wonder what else the humble window washer sees in their career
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Comments (88)
MasqueradePrince 25
He could have been as horrified as you when he noticed what y'all were doing.
gc327072 31
Or he could have just smiled and stared.
lilhellian 27
Don't worry about the hand you didn't see or the strange arm movement.
DocBastard 40
Repair guy: Excuse me, ma'am. You seem to have some dirty panes. OP: Ooh yes, they're very dirty. Repair guy: They're also squeaky. OP: Can you lubricate them for me?
cakefete2 31
Just then, the plumber opens the door. "Ma'am, I'm here to snake the drain and lay some pipe."
Sapphire876 11
How much inches of pipe you laying?
gc327072 31
"as many as it takes…" *corny techno*
BlueRainDude 11
Enough to make it free of charge ;)
anotherbrittany 5
Did you need a window cleaner afterwards?
caden_bro 9
It's fine. Sure he's seen worse.
emirie 21
You could charge him and make it a regular thing! Good money in that, I hear.
Annjelina 11
This post was on iFunny literally 5 minutes ago XD
Gabby2057784 0
Pretty hard to fix windows when you can see reflections through them. If they aren't fogged up. ..
buckdharma 38
I think he saw some bad flashing, loose stripping, and a crack that needed to be filled.
sonnyrosa 32
Bah... don't worry about it... couples have sex... be proud and thankful that you have a healthy and passionate relationship... many people would kill for that.