Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon-glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Today, while walking through my living room, I slipped and nearly fell, narrowly avoiding hitting my head against a nearby door jamb. What did I slip on, you ask? A single cat treat. FML
Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML
Today, I was eating a donut and watching TV with my cat. I saw a dark glob on my shirt and ate it, thinking it was dropped icing. It was my cat's earwax. Disgusted, I ran to the bathroom and tried to rinse with hydrogen peroxide. I sprayed it in my eye. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, I meant to surprise my boyfriend by baking him a cake. When I took it out of the oven, I realized I had accidentally used salt instead of sugar. He tried to eat it anyway, and ended up spitting chunks of it out all over me. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, I woke up late and grabbed what I thought was a granola bar on my way out. It wasn’t until I was halfway through eating it that I realized it was a dog treat. I had the godawful taste in my mouth all throughout the day, despite several cans of Pepsi and Mountain Dew. FML
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Top comments
Steve95401 49
Did you cough up a hair ball afterward?
cmonger 27
Even if they were burnt pecans why would you keep eating them?
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Comments (56)
Steve95401 49
Did you cough up a hair ball afterward?
Blackhawk706 23
Bad kitty.
Jace_Crockett 12
Um, why is your cat treats so close to your cinnamon glazed peacans? And wouldn't you notice the smell?
UmmOkThen 31
That's just Puuurrrrr-fect.
pugpuggy 21
Actually... No, it isn't.
MrsPegg 45
That's just grrrross.
WitEluded 13
Your name alone makes this a YDI
SeanLewis 17
How catastrophic.
cmonger 27
Even if they were burnt pecans why would you keep eating them?
PurpleMyth 28
He thought that only the first one was burnt
tossaway2321 5
Why is this being downvoted? Hes right
jay_ladybug 19
#47, OP said "so I ate a FEW more," a few is more than just 1 or 2.
thugling 9
Are you saying purina soft cat treats are NOT cinnamon glazed pecans?!?!?
Sandsh8rk 36
I bet you wish you could paws that moment and rewind to before you ate those treats.
kmaheynoway 25
that joke was NOT the cat's pajamas
haileyrows 26
That's just nuts! Couldn't you taste the catastrophe as soon as you ate the first one?
WaltzingPhanthom 23
It literally was nuts....
ExorcistParrot 11
The puns of damage.
cryssycakesx3 23
it literally was not nuts...