Today, I opened my heart to my father-in-law, telling him how he was a very good example for us and how his name would be great for our first born son, he interrupted, saying, "Cut the cheesy crap, now." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, I happily introduced my stepfather to my friends as my dad. He told me, "Don't ever fucking call me that." FML
Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
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heroforhirex95 17
Someone pissed in his Cheerios
Sebastian2022 22
Don't worry OP, he really appreciates it, but maybe he's too shy to actually share his actual emotions? Good thought, though. :)
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Comments (59)
the_real_dvd 21
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Yep. He's a manly man.
Somuchart 3
Joking? If he's been a good example in the past, then one thing shouldn't change your mind.
iYoloSwag 9
I got so much swag yolo ;)
Cory123125 3
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#7 that comment is stupid. What if that one thing reveals a horrible personality flaw, motivation, opinion or past action. I would think revealing that hes an ex member of kkk would be a turn off
Soloman212 28
You refuted his one example, but his point still stands. Fine, what if you found out that he's a current member of the KKK? (As far as it being a turn off, though; I don't think you should be turned on by your father in law in the first place...)
iknowiwantyou 13
I wouldn't take that comment personally, he probably just said that because he didn't want to get emotional and feel awkward or he was probably just joking.
heroforhirex95 17
Someone pissed in his Cheerios
Sports_guy3 28
That's in-laws for ya!
CobraLazerFace 21
False, his father in law eats only nails for breakfast and instead of milk he uses the tears from his in-laws!
kman4evah 16
In-laws are so much fun, aren't they? At least you were being honest, even if he doesn't think so.
license2chill 5
Or the father knows himself, and OP was just sucking up to him
Sebastian2022 22
Don't worry OP, he really appreciates it, but maybe he's too shy to actually share his actual emotions? Good thought, though. :)
Zacbuscus 24
And the father of the year award goes to....
Sports_guy3 28
Just stop. That "_____ of the year goes to..." is so old.
LaLince 40
Asshole-in-law.
PattonGilette2 18
aa
slickchrome 11
how?
PattonGilette2 18
the expression. To OP, he was one thing, but later showed his other side.
miggles 16
If he is a great example then maybe this shouldn't be too much of a problem ?
gracehi 33
And THAT'S why you love him. He's so frank yet charming. :)
DKjazz 20
Some people have trouble dealing with strong emotion, or put on a tough face by cursing. I'm sure he's honored.