Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML
Today, I played The Sims just so I'd know what it was like to live alone, own a home, and have a well-paying job that didn't slowly kill me from the inside out. It was the happiest I've been in months. FML
Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single, and jobless. FML
Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, my husband had confessed that we couldn't go on a vacation this spring because he was out of vacation time. He took two weeks off and pretended to go to work, then came home once I'd left. Another woman? No, some stupid shit in his video game called "Runescape Leagues." FML
Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
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Top comments
derriduh 0
Oh please, just because it's a domestic game doesn't mean that it's a domestic fantasy that he has built. Maybe he truly uses the game as a way to completely get away from EVERYONE. It's not like he replaced you with a stripper named Candi. Everyone needs an escape, this could be like his forest of solitude.
catacombhome 0
He rules! It's obviously you who sucks since you are offended by a game.
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Comments (155)
NoneOfTheAbove 0
Just wait till he adds his dream wife That'll be something to FML about
dspadres 0
Maybe if you didn't make life suck for him he wouldn't need to run off to a happy place. I bet you're going to spend some time nagging him about that.
goldberg2046 0
wow all the way from poland. anyways this is pretty funny
BethanyKimberly 4
at least he's acting it out in a video game & not in real life.
maxv_15 0
so? okay, if youve ever played the sims, playing more than 1 character at a time pretty much completely SUCKS. so i get it. why would he want to control his wife in a game? and why would you care?
greatnt249 0
Why isn't there a "who gives a crap" option to click on?
NoneOfTheAbove 0
lol 18
angel03260 0
lmao burnnnnn!
genius_man16 1
So what? I agree with #18 Would you rather he make some super hot chick who is the total opposite of you or something that dresses in sexy lingerie to bang him every night and gets him beer whenever he wants it while he sits in front of the TV watching games all day? Yeah, didn't think so.
normandin131 0
It's just a joke. Get over it.