Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
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Top comments
ManInTheMachine 20
O ye of little faith, OP. she was just going to tell her friends she's getting married! And driving away to see her family. And blocking your number because she's getting a new phone. And leaving the country because..she...um, okay, maybe she ditched you.
InfiniteReason 0
Or she had to go show it off?
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Comments (119)
kwyk 23
Your precious, she stole it from us? ...or in this case, from you.
darkhakai 18
Be sure to check your local pawn shops!
Bright_Lights 14
No, I'm not kidding, why would I be joking.... Who wouldn't wanna be her? She's beautiful and rich, the two things everybody wants in life. And she does do things actually - she is a businesswoman, model and occasional actress. So your whole point that she 'doesn't do anything' is completely invalid. What do you do that you're so important? The money she earns in one day you wouldn't even see in your entire life. And ahh, the old 'sex tape' thing... Sounds like someone is jealous and has to revert to a stereotypical comment to hide the fact that they aren't as attractive or wealthy as Kim, and never will be. You ignorant little hater - everybody's human, everybody makes mistakes - even you, you insensitive asshole! It was years and years ago, let it go. Then you might not be so motivated by blind jealousy, idiot.
Sir_Swaggington 6
She was already well known before the sex tape for being a socialite. She was friends with Paris Hilton (who I believe is famous for absolutely nothing, not Kim) and everyone knows Paris looks like a rat and Kim is hot so it was natural for people to gravitate towards Kim. The tape was a long time ago and she's done plenty of things with her fame since, including charity work. I think people should give Kim a break
Bright_Lights 14
Thankyou so much! That is EXACTLY my viewpoint!!
LBelle25 9
Maybe she just wants to go share the good news?
sheethapins 13
The real question is: Which one of them do you think also took up for Brittany Spears in that oh so passionate YouTube video? 108 or 105?
TcheQ 12
Kind of thinking you deserve this one as you clearly have a disastrous taste in women. Oh well, another American't lawsuit to clog the sewerage system of justice
jaylo1999 4
That's not right!
JokersHQ 21
I would say you could report her for stealing the ring but I don't know how well that would go. Good luck anyways thought. Hope everything worked out