Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
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Top comments
ManInTheMachine 20
O ye of little faith, OP. she was just going to tell her friends she's getting married! And driving away to see her family. And blocking your number because she's getting a new phone. And leaving the country because..she...um, okay, maybe she ditched you.
InfiniteReason 0
Or she had to go show it off?
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Comments (119)
I_Like_Vimto 6
If you've been together to the point where you wanted to get married then I assume you at least know where she lives, her place of work, even maybe met her family. You can contact her somehow, or track her down to get the ring back.
KiddNYC1O 22
Uh, she wants to see if it's wind proof?
omart3 6
OK, we really need the OP to come back and tell us what happened. She either left in excitement or ditched him. We need to know!
doglover100 29
Maybe she went to take pictures.
Blahblah9921 4
aww :(
thrAsHeRr9081 16
I hope you're kidding, 76. Yuck. I'd rather be famous for doing something productive than for nothing at all (except for a huge ass.)
superbubbles 4
This couldn't happen to me because I live in the middle of nowhere.
Khezwik101 5
did u get the ring back
chinagirl3343 8
She legally has to return it. Time for a lawsuit if you want it back.
iwadasn 33
You can't sue someone to make them give back something you already gave to them.
ambamm135 7
Now now 96 it's not for nothing. Remember you need to have a sex tape to be famous nowadays, she has one therefor she gets to be famous.