Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
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Top comments
ManInTheMachine 20
O ye of little faith, OP. she was just going to tell her friends she's getting married! And driving away to see her family. And blocking your number because she's getting a new phone. And leaving the country because..she...um, okay, maybe she ditched you.
InfiniteReason 0
Or she had to go show it off?
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Comments (119)
yenidewi 11
hahhahaha ...
txbelle210 5
Well no shit... you asked her while you were sitting on the couch! C'mon now put a little effort/thought into the proposal.
chippa 24
Whoa, who gives a shit?! At least it wasn't McDonald's. You go out to propose to make the moment romantic, and if they were having a romantic moment on the couch, where's the problem?
qwtf 14
That's illegal in most states depending on the cost of the ring. Have her arrested for theft. That'll show her
chris_42 11
Now that's a hell of a ring n' run.
sportstar691 12
Proof that 18 year olds don't know what love is
jacsoccerdude3 10
I have a feeling Kim kardashian can not "bolt out the door"
manasstalker 7
You can call the police. Wedding rings aren't technically presents they are like a contract. pretty much saying this ring is yours if you marry me.
61318nikki 8
Your ex is a bitch
vbmg152 19
How do you know she's never coming back? Maybe she's just excited! Damn! Talk about assuming! You know what they say? Assume- makes an ass out of you and me!
Bright_Lights 14
Sounds like someone is jealous that they aren't as attractive or rich as Kim...