Today, I was invited to my friend's wedding. I wouldn't mind, but she chose her now fiancé over me, despite him being in prison for assault, a heroin addict and a general dick. This was all because I accidentally called her stupid three years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged. I would be happy for her, if it wasn’t for the fact that her fiancé was my boyfriend just 2 months ago. Upon hearing the news, I severed all ties with her. She ended up bitching me out and calling me selfish for being upset. FML
Today, my best friend asked me to be the best man at his wedding. I had to decline because the bride's family has deep prison gang ties and I'm a correctional officer. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, one of my best friends, someone I considered family, and whose kid I see as my nephew, picked a piece of shit dude she’s been seeing for 3 months over me. And no, I didn’t make her choose. He decided to be an ass to me and when I wasn’t OK with it, she just let him. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
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Top comments
sh4ll0truth88 8
Well clearly she's stupid
WCARlover 35
Sounds like she really is stupid then. Just dance with the hottest bridesmaid!
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Comments (104)
ThrottleJockey 36
I'd say that you were the one who dodged a long prison sentence there, because that's probably what it would've felt like had you married her.
ellymae96 25
I would say to try and talk some sense in to her but I'm sure you've already tried. And us girls are stubborn as **** (I'm so sorry) Be as supportive as you can. And I agree with who ever said you should dance with the hottest bridesmaid!
stoyan 18
Only few people (as can be seen) can truly understand a benevolent action like this.
catmint 13
Classic "Nice Guy Syndrome" we got here. Obviously he gives her something you couldn't.
9a_1z 12
Yup. A true nice guy would be worried about their friend being in a relationship with a potentially violent partner, but not focussing on feeling sorry for themselves because she didn't choose them.
dsrtpnk 8
Classic Redditors we got here.
cara_marie0303 18
How do you accidentally call someone stupid? O.o Regardless, if that's all it took to turn her away, you're better off OP.
ohSNAPyall 27
Probably not "accidentally" so much as "in a temper."
Badkarma4u 17
You get front row seats to your ex's life spiralling down the drain. WIN!
Cebolamole 13
How do you accidentally call someone "stupid"? It sure sounds like you're just really jealous and maybe overreacting on her fiancée's description... Calling her stupid maybe made you look like a "general dick" to her eyes.
bonermonkey 31
FYL, but there's clearly something you're missing here. You're the stupid one for apparently even this long gone having no idea why your relationship wasn't working.
9a_1z 12
So you're interpreting her finding someone she wants to spend the rest of her life with as something to do with spiting you? Because you're so clearly irresistible it takes any rejection on her part to be an act of revenge? I get being invited to celebrate someone's relationship isn't great when you're less than happy about it, but sometimes you have to pick up your ball and move on with your life man.
dsrtpnk 8
Why did you assume all that from one little post?
DoomedGemini 38
Because it implies it? Saying she "chose" him over the op, saying the reason was because he "accidentally" called her stupid, which isn't an accident and she shouldn't even need a reason other than she doesn't feel the same way, he lists all bad qualities of the man in his opinion which we can't trust because he's obviously jealous, and the fact that she is getting married and he's here complaining about not getting her rather than sharing her joy.
ea247 20
your better off with out her she really is stupid!
worldclassrager 41
Well with fiancée you had no chance to begin with...unless this is a typo...