Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order to get a clear picture, I need to have a full bladder. I've been waiting my turn for 2 hours now, desperately needing to pee. There are still multiple patients ahead of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
Today, my parents wouldn't stop making fun of my shy bladder by camping out in front of the bathroom door while I’m trying to pee. As a result, I haven’t peed in 10 hours and my bladder is going to explode. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
Today, as part of the treatment for my bulimia, my doctor informed me that I will not be allowed to go to the bathroom unsupervised. Meaning there will have to be another person in the bathroom with me at all times. I have a nervous bladder. I couldn't go if I wanted to. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
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Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
I would say to try and pee just a little bit, but peeing can feel so good sometimes that I know you wouldn't be able to stop.
thenewgirl29 20
Omg! I did this same test twice. It is pure torture! One time I ended up pulling over halfway to the test and running to some bushes to pee because I couldn't hold it any longer.
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Comments (113)
Poetaster 10
Reschedule. That is bull
ashleyhalla 21
Why would they make you wait two hours? That's torture!
miaoucore 13
i dont know about you but for drinking water makes me go to the restroom every 5 secs ;(
tehdarkness 21
Just go pee. The same thing happened to me, I went and just drank water And was good to go.
worldclassrager 41
Well empty and then drink a lot of water in the waiting room...or just try your best to hold it...choice is yours...
jasmine2301 25
Do you have a cup?
clrichmond2009 24
that's weird. when I was pregnant with my son, they always made me empty my bladder first. but regardless, I cannot believe they would make you wait two hours. most pregnant women pee like, three times in two hours once they hit about 28 weeks or so!
hazardmuffin 21
Assuming OP is pregnant...
clrichmond2009 24
that is true. most people are assuming as much, anyway.
RissaLea 8
I feel your pain! I had that happen to me at my last ultrasound, it's miserable! On the bright side congratulations on the pregnancy!
elikaas 10
Having to pee really badly is the worst feeling ever.
happyconverse 10
I know how you feel.. I'm sorry