Hands off

anon - - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman ran up to me and whacked me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
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hunny_kat 0

You should have kicked her in the kidneys and then apologized and told her that she looked a lot like another old woman who had previously hit you with her cane for no reason.

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survivalism 0

That crap is annoying. Take the cane and throw it next time.

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mycreativename 0

I for one am looking forward to that magical age when I can be a total dick to random strangers I meet and have complete saps come to my defense (and you know people would). In all seriousness though assault is assault no matter the age of who attacks you. Old lady needs to grow up and get her dog on a leash.

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ashwenis 0

Yeah, I'm sure the old lady, with a CANE, ran over to you...

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sockmonkey560 0

i agree. if she had a cane she can't run! if ur gunna do a fake fml at least think it through! dumbass

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i_will_eat_you 0

Why would some1 kidnap a dog? doesnt make anyyy sense lol. and maybe she didnt actualy run. mabye she walked really fast? oh!!!! think bout dat!!!! wat!

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ydiwahaha 0

why are you guys arguing about if the woman could run while she had a cane.... i think 'runs up' is just the phrase she used to decribe the old woman was coming over her angrily

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Chixken 6

You should have knocked her out.

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worldclassrager 39

That probably shouldn't happen again the chance if that is low but if you keep finding the dog take a different parh

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skittyskatbrat 19

And the crazy old bitch STILL lets her dog run around off-leash. You can't help crazy any more than you can help stupid!

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